Today's song:
SOS
by Jonas Brothers
I had a pretty okay day today, considering the fact that I am not really on talking terms with someone. And only god knows why. Maria and Sarah, oh and Celine really made my day. ;D ahah. I was laughing so hard today for so many reasons that my stomach hurts so bad. Mhmm. Maria has big, big issues with certain things. Like.. her pen (which really amuses me) and the chicken.
See, she has this blue ball pen, right? And you know how you take off the cap and clip it on the other end of the pen when you write. Yeah. She did that. And once she was done writing, she pulled off the cap and the entire pen just fell to pieces. Hah. I don't know how that happened, I didn't exactly see. But what I did see was her face. Ack. I nearly choked. (: She looked so.. stunned, her eyes huge and round and her mouth wide open that Celine thought I was going mad when I laughed. Then, she kept trying to screw the pen back together and taking the cap off but every single time she did that, the marvelous pen fell apart. And she got frustrated.
So, I took the pen. She rolled her eyes and was like, "the last person on earth who would be able to get that cap off is you, b****." I gave her a look and.. haha tried to kinda like, work around the pen. Stupid thing. It just wouldn't come off. I don't know why. The thing was like, kinda stuck but not very stuck at the same time. I wanted to throw it to the other side of the class (which we call 'America' by the way, inside joke) and Maria laughed. Pft. So, whatever. I passed it Celine. Who, also by the way, failed to get the cap off.
You get the idea. We were just passing it around and guess which genius managed to do it? Just take a wild guess ;D Mhmm yeah. Maria. Geez. Of all people. And yes if you're wondering, she was overjoyed. And she will never let us forget the fact that it was her who managed to get it right. Bajeebers. Ooh ooh. Speaking of bajeebers, it happens to be our new swear word or something. Haha. It's all because of Maria, again. She's always using that word and today, Sarah happened to say it too. Then, I was doing smth (I can't remember what) and it turned out wrong and suddenly I was like, bajeebers! Oh well. I suppose we're never gonna stop now. (:
Then, during our lunch break, fitch was being retarded again. I bought a plate of chicken rice right, and she was sharing it with me. A bunch of us were sitting at the table when suddenly she yells out loud and stabs so hard at the chicken. Ouch. Poor thing. Want to know why she was screaming at A CHICKEN? Because she couldn't cut it properly to eat it. My godddd. Who screams at a chicken?! Ahh! Seriously. I can't believe I even have to ask that question. Who screams at a god forsaken chicken?
I know this is a really long post but there are a lot of other things that I was laughing about today. And I think most of them had something to do with Maria. Don't get me wrong, I was laughing because she was being funny, I was laughing because her facial expressions were like nothing you can imagine. :D
Anyway, we also managed to catch half an hour or the upper sec's paramount finals today. We saw 4G perform 'Let It Be', 5W performed the first bit of 'Always Be My Baby' (Maria & I were shrieking) and then 4a performed 'Happy Birthday' and 'SOS'. Ohmygod. Maria, Sarah & I were jumping out of our seats. It was good. better than we thought it'd be. Soon after, the bell went and that totally burst our bubble. Tsk.
The stubborn pen which cap refuses to come off came back to haunt Maria halfway during KH. I couldn't stop laughing. (: So long story short, no matter how good my day sounded, it was only an alright day.
I loveeee you fitch <3
